Me saque la leche viendo tus tetas.
my dick is 98 cm lengthy, I have to use it as a scarf, sometimes. And even in Kindergarten, the ladies made joy of me, since 98 cm is too puny for our country. We don't even have fences, we lay your dicks around the building. I'm from the magical land of dicks, that are way above the average human size. Up to the point, where I have to brag about it on the internet. It is always a mark of a healthy self-image